HI, a while ago I was robbing graves and some dead guy bit me....I think I'm a zombie now.... anyway I figured I'd make a website about it. And sign my guestbook, if I see your name there, I might just spare your life, probably not though.

There are many things to learn when you become a zombie. First of all you need a good steady supply of brains. I was happy to find out that stupid peoples brains taste just as good as smart peoples brains. This is good because there are many stupid people in town that no one misses after I eat them. The next thing I had to come to grips with is that I still had to go to school. I though that being undead might change that, but no one a my high school seems to notice. I still have to deal with all the same boring crap that I did when I was not undead...or is that unundead...or maybe just alive, but I'm still sort of alive now... anyway school blows, as I will reiterate many times on this page.

Also, pardon the cheesy green goo on this page. It was the best looking design they had (other than kitty cats). And this is my first website, so I decided not to bother finding anything better.

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