Zombie Sean said I couldn't hit him with a machete, boy was he wrong.

This is my new pet, it's a Samarian Rat Monkey. I heard that if it bites you you turn into a zombie, so I figured it would be the perfect pet for me. Plus it sort of looks like a deranged muppet, which is always good.

Zombie Bob always has trouble with power tools. I think he was trying to build a spice rack when this happened.

As you can see, Zombie Bob has been getting into trouble ever since he was a little tyke.